*Interviews With A Felon: (Today's Guest/Pervis "The Pervert" Evans) -Hosted by Solid Graham

SG: Good morning and thanks for excepting our invitation.

Perv: No worries and thanks for the hot chocolate and donuts.

SG: Your welcome and why the mask?

Perv: It's something I put on for my safety so I don't experience any more Hate Crimes.

SG: Expand on that...what do you mean?

Perv: It's like people be hating and Shit. I served my time and I'm a registered Sex Offender but I still get called names and Shit!

(As Pervis finished his sentence and sipped from his cup SG looked at him not trying to reveal his true thoughts. And the lady who was there for the next Interview was rocking back and forth in her seat , clearly interested in his answers)

SG: Relax Brother,now you know we keep Shit 100 here at my show. If you don't plan on doing that we can cut it short.

Perv: NoNo... My Badd. Just been a long week. Can we start over tho?

SG: Give my audience your complete name or what you would like to be called.

Perv: My government...is Pervis Angelo Evans. But since MF's wanna be funny and call a nigga Pervert and Child Molester I been using my middle name or Junior.

SG: Wow, that's a crazy coincidence that your a convicted Pervert and yo parents named you Pervis!

Perv: If I had a buck for every time I've heard that, i'de own a Daycare...or a Toy Store.

SG: Looking back when was the first clue that you preferred children over women your own age and speed.

Perv: (After scratching his his forehead and biting his lip he finally answered)

I believe I was about 15 and I was watching something on TV. I could barely hear what they were saying on the show I was watching. I got up to turn up the volume and I looked out the window. I saw some little girls riding their bikes and jump roping and I was sprung.

SG: Sprung as in intrigued or In Love?

Perv: I'de have to say a combination of both. Because after I stood there for a while and then I told my Mom I was going to empty the trash.

(He briefly paused and grinned like a sneaky house cat)

SG: What'd you do next Pervis?!

Perv: Unfortunately one of the young ladies fell as she jump roped and had to go in the house. The others followed her to ensure she was ok. After they closed the door I approached the bicycles that were in the driveway. I looked left right left then I walked it behind a vacant house....and then I sniffed and licked the seat.

SG: You look like you enjoyed that. How did it make you feel inside?

Perv: Powerful and Curious!

SG: What's the biggest age difference between you and one of your victims and why are you on Probation now?

Perv: Can I have another Donut?

SG: Nah ..., Answer the question Bro.

Perv: I guess about, 9 to 15 years. That way when I get older my woman a still be young and fine. And this case they currently charging me with is some BULSHIT!

SG: Why you say that,we got the paperwork right here.

Perv: I broke up with my ex so she called 12 talking bout I molested and duct taped her daughters wrist together!... That ain't me.

SG: How old was she?

Perv: 10 or 11 and she lies about everything...I mean everything!

SG: Can I ask your current age Bro?!

Perv: How old I look?

SG: Nigga ,how old are you!

Perv: Well..Damn I'll be 29 this Summer. Be nice why you tripping?;

(Seconds later Solid Graham was snatching his disguise off.)

SG: I'm tired of this Nasty ass nigga! ...Get the fuck outta here MF before I break yo face!

(Assistant Producer tried to intervene but it was obvious the Host and everyone else had had enough of this Child Molester.)

Perv: Why you getting violent, what I Do Damn. You said to be honest and everything would be fine.... OMG!

(SG , thinking about his little daughter and the numerous children whom are innocent and growing up but there are men like this looking at them with disgusting thoughts,he snatched off his headphones 🎧. By the time he got around the table Pervis was running out the door. He stood there with the sleave of his guest in his hand as everyone made sure that peace was restored for the next guest.

The assistant Producer checked to see if Keyshia Patterson AKA KILLA PUSSY wanted to reschedule. She said no and that the previous guest needed his ass whooped.)

Interviews With A Felon: Hosted By Solid Graham (2024)

These predators really exist and in some cases their mates are assisting them. Talk to your children and govern their phones and their electronic devices. I never had a childhood,make sure they enjoy theirs by any means necessary!

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